She fails again

[puntomatt]

That the other half just completed her seventh driving test and as the title suggests, she failed...looks like I'll be in hiding for a week :(

[abyss113]

jesus christ man 7 o them man that sucks she must be getting really down on herself with that stroke o bad luck :(
take her out for a meal you git :D

[puntomatt]

Lol, I can't even afford a burger from the McDonalds value meal at the moment cause my brother took the last of my money when I was at work and drank it, wee bastard :evil: ...besides we're on a break right now, her choice :D

Apparently she failed doing the reverse round the corner manouver and this woman drove right up behind (at excessive speed according to the tester) and she didn't stop right away. She didn't crash though.

The annoying thing is she always fails on different things everytime.

Oh, and her 17 year old brother passed first time yesterday...wee arsehole!

[simon_16vpunto]

Fuck, send her to me ;)

[Mark]

lol man - i think some people just aint cut out for driving.

[puntomatt]

I hope she passes soon, getting sick of the earache and having to do all the driving...although I don't think I want to be seen in a hairdressers motor :lol:

[puntomatt]

Oh yeah, my best mate also passed his driving test last week (seems everyone's at it) and he's bought the ultra-boring Astra - an 03 plate 1.8 which he picks up tomorrow. He's been texting me all day saying how great it is, how sexy it is, how quick it is and how I'm jealous...I drive a fooking Alfa Romeo with 180bhp you knobber!!!!

He's decided to call it Frank but I ain't too happy cause I had a cat called Frank and I'm actually offended that he'll be referring to such a non-descript vehicle.

Amateurs!!

/rant

[abyss113]

haha sorry but hes called his car frank haha just text him back asking why did he call his car "wank" :D i thought he loved it im sure it will get him all wound up :D

[abyss113]

oh and another thing dont now if the 03s are the new shape or not tell him prepair for trouble :D haha we had one and it lasted for 60000 miles before it was binned :D

[puntomatt]

BTW, it's actually a 1.4 :shock:

I might suggest the wank name when he no doubt comes round with it tonight, it's the old shape ultra bland model...he really needs a load lugger, shit knows why he went for that.

[puntomatt]

Forgot to say - test number 8 is booked for the first of March!!!

[mk1punto]

Is it her nerves that seem to be gettin to her if this is the 8th time i aint suprised what to do is go into the Chemist and get some herbal relaxant things i took mines for my 4th test and passed with flying colours !!! i really hope she passes this time bud !!!

[puntomatt]

Is it her nerves that seem to be gettin to her if this is the 8th time i aint suprised what to do is go into the Chemist and get some herbal relaxant things i took mines for my 4th test and passed with flying colours !!! i really hope she passes this time bud !!!

Cheers fella, but if I appeared with relaxants she's think it's for something else ;)

[mk1punto]

lmao btw im a female :lol: not a fella :-P :lol:

well just get some herbal tea ! :lol:

[mountainmachine]

lmao btw im a female :lol: not a fella :-P :lol:

well just get some herbal tea ! :lol:

Dont worry, we beleive ya.. matt hope you dont have this trouble normally telling one from the other :p

What kind of herbal tea fo you suggest?

[mk1punto]

lmao id hope u believe me !


i dunno any kinda herbal teas ! lol i still say the pills would work ! :lol:

[abyss113]

i love my teas :) and herbal teas aswell :D
was drinking pg Black Tea the other day suprisingly strong :D hehe

[puntomatt]

lol, sorry about my mistake, it's not always easy to tell who has lady lumps and who doesn't on these forums :D

[puntomatt]

i love my teas :) and herbal teas aswell :D
was drinking pg Black Tea the other day suprisingly strong :D hehe

I bet you drink from special china and stick your pinky out during slurps :lol:

*not a tea drinker

[mk1punto]

thats cool ur forgiven :lol:

[puntomatt]

thats cool ur forgiven :lol:

cheers female ;)

[abyss113]

oi aint nothing wrong with sticking the old pinky out ;) :D

oh right the finger you mean haha
sorry if i offend any females :D just me an matt he loves me you know im sorry :D

[puntomatt]

Number 8 done and dusted...roll on number 9 :roll:

[abyss113]

holy bejuses come on man give her some confidence :) what happened this time

[puntomatt]

She pulled out of a junction where an oncoming car was too close - she said it didn't have to slow down it was far enough away. Told her to ditch the instructor and go to another test centre, starting to cost too much.

[mountainmachine]

Send her to one of the western isles to pass......

Or team her up with:

http://www.fiat-scotland.com/fiat/viewtopic.php?t=3749

[puntomatt]

Tomorrow at 8.40 will be the start of test number 9!!!

Will she fail or will she pass, only lady luck can decide :)

I think she'll pass this time, her dumb ass driving instructor is sitting in with her this time.

[mountainmachine]

8.40am... ohh dear

Either she'll get stuck in traffic for 45mins and that'll be the end, or she'll sit for so long waiting to get out the center that the test will be over! ;)

[puntomatt]

8.40am... ohh dear

Either she'll get stuck in traffic for 45mins and that'll be the end, or she'll sit for so long waiting to get out the center that the test will be over! ;)

She's actually done all her tests at that time, so that I get the phone call as I'm settling in at my desk at work. I've said about rush hour too but apparently it's not too bad :D

[Mark]

Keep us informed dude - Im pretty interested to see how it goes 9th time around.

[puntomatt]

FAIL!!!

She got 12 minors and 2 majors in what I believe was the worst test yet. Apparently they were all laughing by the end of it, it was so bad :D

Roll on 10!

[mountainmachine]

Ohh dear, i tell you take her to sky, or aaran, to sit her test, somewhere nice and remote where very little can go worng.

[puntomatt]

Ohh dear, i tell you take her to sky, or aaran, to sit her test, somewhere nice and remote where very little can go worng.

lol, she'd probably run over a herd of sheep :D

[mountainmachine]

Ohh dear, i tell you take her to sky, or aaran, to sit her test, somewhere nice and remote where very little can go worng.

lol, she'd probably run over a herd of sheep :D

Yup or meet the only other car on the island! But seriously there are places she could go that specialise in problem passes and run a weeks course etc.

[Goldywaggon]

i think god is tellign her she isnt fit to be behind the wheel of a car im sorry but if u fail 10 time i think its the person thats the problem here lol, how long has she taken lessons/ all thses test? :lol:

[puntomatt]

Well, she done tests before I meet about 5 years ago, and 7 in the last 6 months or so. She's actually not that bad a driver it's silly wee mistakes.

To be honest I think it's just the DVLA fleecing more money out of people, I'm not confident of the Governement and it's agencies.

[Mark]

To be honest I think it's just the DVLA fleecing more money out of people, I'm not confident of the Governement and it's agencies.

:lol: dude that has to be the worse excuse I have possibly ever hear for failing a driving test.

But dont worry if she fails a few more times you can get onto TV.

[puntomatt]

lol, that's mine not her's :lol:

If I wake up one morning next to Maureen I'll chew my arm off to escape!

[Martyn]

lol, that's mine not her's :lol:

If I wake up one morning next to Maureen I'll chew my arm off to escape!

Not if she beats you to it ;) :lol:

[Goldywaggon]

lol, that's mine not her's :lol:

If I wake up one morning next to Maureen I'll chew my arm off to escape!

Not if she beats you to it ;) :lol:
hahaha quality :lol:

i mind that driving show she was shocking!!

[Martyn]

Do you remember her shocking cover of Madness' driving in my car?

[puntomatt]

lol, that's mine not her's :lol:

If I wake up one morning next to Maureen I'll chew my arm off to escape!

Not if she beats you to it ;) :lol:

lol, coming from the man who's got a face for radio ;) :lol: ... Besides, she'd want a bit of young stallion in her I bet, would need a fistful of blue diamonds for that job :?

And you've reminded me of the horrors of that song, bet you're gonna dig it out for your show :D

[mk1punto]

good on her for not giving up yet tho shes obv determined to pass her test !!! im telling u give her some herbal refreshment ;) the night before and the next day she will be relaxed coz nothing else seems to be working !


its a one off and not like shes gonna keep using it so wats the harm in one gonna do ?

[puntomatt]

good on her for not giving up yet tho shes obv determined to pass her test !!! im telling u give her some herbal refreshment ;) the night before and the next day she will be relaxed coz nothing else seems to be working !


its a one off and not like shes gonna keep using it so wats the harm in one gonna do ?

Her test is booked for the 27th of April I think but I might not be around for it, I'll suggest this "herbal refreshment" to her :D

She's really wanting to pass so she has a better chance at a better job, I want her to pass then it's one less thing for me to listen to :?

[LooseCannon]

Sweet Vanilla of Manilla, 10 times... :shock:

By the way...i hope the one on the 27th is after 10.30am. If it isn't...I'd strongly advise her to change it to then ^ ^

[puntomatt]

why 10.30? Do you know something the rest of us don't Atif????

I think the next one's about 1pm :D

[LooseCannon]

Bravo-owner's intuition, my dear Mattage!

She should be fine then if it is 1pm - hope she stays calm ^ ^

[puntomatt]

Bravo-owner's intuition, my dear Mattage!

She should be fine then if it is 1pm - hope she stays calm ^ ^


LMAO :lol:

[puntomatt]

Time to resurrect this thread as number 10 is tomorrow at 10.45am.

:smt038 :smt038 :smt038

[mountainmachine]

Well lets hope is 10th time lucky!

[puntomatt]

Well lets hope is 10th time lucky!

The tenth time was indeed a charm - no longer do I need to be a taxi (no matter what the engine note says) :D

[Mark]

Good Stuff Man.

Remind me to keep clear of Bearsden now.....

[mountainmachine]

haha... 10th time a charm excellent, glad you finally no longer have the shame!

[LooseCannon]

Oooooo, 10.45am - cut it fine! :lol:

Congrats to the lass - glad it's out of the way! :-)

[Martyn]

Well done etc! :)

[granprixgranda]

holy sh@t this must have cost a fecking 4tune :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
happy trails all the same :D

[puntomatt]

Still shouting instructions at her :?