Sitting on the throne this morning...

[puntomatt]

and I hear this dripping sound, a leak coming through the ceiling from the flat upstairs. I go up and she ain't in so I'm gonna have to stay at home and man the buckets today. My brother gets up and goes to the kitchen...another leak.

This daft boot keeps busting radiators but this is the first time we've been getting leaks :evil:

[simon_16vpunto]

u should burst her face

[Mark]

Stupid old cow

[puntomatt]

She's younger than me!!! lol

I'm still at home, need to go into work for a few hours - set my out of office for the next 10 days :D

[Mark]

if she is younger than you then offer to help "fix" her plumbing

[Goldywaggon]

go up stairs in the typical porno film way..

"im here to fix the plumbing miss but i need u 2 take your clothes off"

im sure it will work 8-)

[puntomatt]

Maybe that was what she was getting at all those other times she wanted to check my pipework :?



:lol: :lol: :lol:

[puntomatt]

Just got in and my brother said she came down and said it was "communal" pipes...bollocks, pipes for all building run through the floors due to cost, access and more importantly, water pressure. Funnily though, the water stopped without our intervention. Lying bitch, I should go burst her face Simon.